My grandson Shane came across Clammers Beefymite Spread in a shop in Ankh-Morpork and got a bit partial to it. I wrote to that Mr Clammer, y'know, as one cook to another, offering to swap the recipe for my special version of Strawberry Wobbler for his beefymite, but he wasn't having none of it. So I've had to produce my own, which Shane likes just as much and it's a) a lot cheaper than havin' it shipped al the way from Ankh-Morpork, b) nothing like the real thing, c) completely different and d) tasty.
Mix the ingredients to a smooth paste in a blender - or use a potato masher or fork. Transfer to clean jamjars or other sealable containers. Best eaten within 3-4 days. Store in the fridge.
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